5/4/10

Terrible Two-Year-Old

So far today, Zeke has:

--climbed to one of the highest pantry shelves and emptied the Pop Tarts box
--kept his hands and nose fresh with lots of Bruce's deodorant
--gotten into Sammy's magic card trick and tried to rip up the cards
--covered himself and part of the bathroom in oily organic skin balm (think Vaseline, but greasier)
--scattered the contents of my desk drawer across the guest room
--decorated his face and legs with "war paint" (washable marker, at least)
--thrown 10 or more outdoor toys into the pond
--dumped our collection of play-doh toys all over the kitchen floor

All that before 1:00 in the afternoon, and no, I wasn't ignoring him! Thank goodness he is napping now. If anyone wants to invite him over for a year-long visit, I'll be happy to take him back when he's three.